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No Drinking Beer From Bottles
Thomas J. Kelly attends a wedding where bartender said the bride requested that beer not be served from bottles but rather glasses.Click here for more...
The Lost Invitation
In this true story, comedian Thomas J. Kelly explains how he invited himself to an engagement party.Click here for more...
Mentioned On Elvis Duran and the Z Morning Zoo
Very special thanks to Elvis Duran and the folks at the Z Morning Zoo for linking to I Hate Weddings.com. I just wanted to post a quick note to say thank you and that I'm honored. I've been listening to Elvis and the Zoo for well . . . . to give out too much information would reveal my age.Those of you in New York City can see Thomas J. Kelly, the creator of IHateWeddings.com (me) perform stand up comedy at Stand Up NY at 7:30 Tuesday night and Comix Comedy Club on Thursday.
Tom's Stand Up Schedule
Thomas J. Kelly's Internet Radio Show
My Web TV show which follows me as I quit comedy to be an underwater dancer in the mermaid show at Weeki Wachee Springs in Florida is Little Merman.com
Fanmail and naked pictures of groupies can be sent to: ThisShowAgain@gmail.com
The Morals Of I Hate Weddings.com
In this article, Thomas J. Kelly III the comedian who created IHateWeddings.com responds to the recent flood of hate mail IHateWeddings.com has received. He spells out the lessons he hopes to teach with this site!Click here for more...
Bridezillas Attack
We got a flood of e-mails and comments after being linked to by LIWeddings.com. I thought I'd share my favorite comment. We also got amazing hate mail on Sunday Weddings I have a feeling the comments were mostly from insecure brides who are planning Sunday weddings.But my favorite piece of hatemail posted here is a reply to July 4th Weddings Part II
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Your Presence Is Not A Present
Who remembers the IHateWeddings.com "Don't Give A Gift In 2006" campaign? I received a very thoughtful reply to this posting on the comment board and I wanted to share it. (It's probably from someone I stiffed at their wedding)Click here for more...
Sunday Night Weddings
Well folks it's the elephant in the room when planning a wedding. Every now and then you get someone willing to throw a wedding on a Sunday night. Here's the official IHateWeddings.com stance on Sunday night weddings.Click here for more...
The OTHER Bachelor Party
One solution to the "Do you invite the in-laws to the bachelor party?" situation is to have two bachelor parties.You have the "bachelor party" that everyone knows about . . . and then you have the BACHELOR PARTY.
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Governor Spitzer Humor
Give this video a quick "funny" vote on FunnyorDie.com
(I know the date on this video is 2007 but I wanted to move this down the blog a bit)
Signs You're A B-List Wedding Guest
I think the hardest part of planning a wedding is picking who you want to come to the wedding. Instead of voting people off the island, families have to "vote friends out of the reception." It's a hard process, especially for couples having smaller weddings.But sometimes couples have the reverse problem. After they've boiled down the guest list to their favorite relatives and friends the RSVPs start coming in. They start to realize that their most treasured friends and family members don't want to come to their wedding.
Empty chairs means lost revenue for the bride and groom. Plus there is nothing more humiliating to a young couple getting married than empty tables at your reception.
It's at that point Brides and Grooms have to whip out "The B List" and sometimes things get so bad . . . they have to whip out "The D List."
Here are some signs you were a B List wedding guest.
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